Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Departures - Delhi, India
Friday, July 24, 2009
Ego at 16400 Feet - Stok Kangri, Ladakh, India
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Glue - Kathmandu, Nepal
I was 8 years old and intrigued by my Alymer's "super duper fun" purple glue stick. It smelled of grapes. It didn't stop there though. Inquisitively I took my tiny, sticky hands, wrapped them around the tube and begin to twist.
Twist and sniff, twist and sniff, twist and sniff.
But it wasn't enough. I thought if it smells of grapes, looks like the colour of grapes then surely, and without a doubt it must taste like grapes. It didn't. And neither did the next stick. Or the next.
17 years later, at the age of 25, I walked through the streets of Kathmandu.
Kathmandu is filled with smog, cycle rickshaws, pashmina shawl shops, chai wallahs, temples, tourists in barefeet finding their hippy karmic ways, sadhus and babas, a crazy legless man, dozens of urchins offering charas, lsd, cocaine, mushrooms, ganga and the lot, and street kids - over 1200 of them.
We (Richard and I) walked through the dark deserted streets of Thamel, the downtown and main tourist area of Kathmandu. We stepped around sleeping bodies and trash heaps, dodged the one cycle rickshaw vying for our rupees and came crashing into a body. His hands groped our pockets as he head-butted our torsos. He spat out nonsense and as we checked our pockets gave him a swift shove into the shadows. To our left another person appeared out of nowhere, accept it wasn't nowhere, it was a trash heap, piles high, with a little boy covered in it, sleeping - his home for the night. In the commotion we had woken him, and he had come to defend his mate or take us on. We ran around the corner under a street lamp, our pockets still full of rupees.
They, these kids, no more than 10 years old, homeless, parentless, shoeless, and in rags were higher than kites, their hands sticky with glue, and definitely not with the non-toxic, 'super duper purple fun stick' of my youth.
The next day I see excited, happy, boisturous kids. I smiled wandering what they had pilfered. Glue. Their hands, shirts and faces smeared with toxic brain cell killing glue. Happy as hell, and high as kites.
1200 street kids in Kathmandu. 95% sniff glue. I didn't know what to do. I don't know what to do. What can I do?
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Holy Mao(ists)! - Kathmandu, Nepal
Richard, Betsy (the bike) and I were surrounded by a sea of red. Thousands of Maoists and their supporters had taken to the streets, shouting slogans, waving flags and pumping their fists into the air. The streets were blocked by a mass wave of angry protesters and we were in the thick of it.
Our options were slim. To the left was a drop, a path impassable with our 350cc Enfield. To the right and infront hordes of protesters blocked our path.
A man once said, "choose your battles wisely."
We had tried to plow through, using our horn as a warning. The mob was slightly more aggitated and slightly less than amused. A middle aged man yanked the keys from our bike. Richard started a tug-of-war.
Who were the Maoists to take away our transport?
I got angry. We were undersiege. A man started to beat my bike with a large wooden stick. I started to push. I yelled obscenities. Richard got the keys, started the bike, I jumped on, we pushed through the crowd and left the Maoists in a cloud of dust.
It was Sunday. Usually reserved as a day of rest, or more importantly, Sunday Roast Dinner. Not in Nepal, definitely not in Kathmandu.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
The Ghats of Death - Varanasi, India
We had survived enuchs (India's answer to Lady Boy's), Fakirs (holy beggars), blind singers, lepers, men with snakes, +45 C in a non-ac compartment, little boys urinating on my shoeless foot, and 'Sleeper Class.' Sleeper Class; not a mobile slum, but not exactly the Hilton either. I was okay with this, for $10 Canadian you can't really go wrong.
51 hours after a 44 hour train journey Richard and I staggered off the train into North India, Varanasi to be exact. The site of the Hindu's holiest river, the Ganges, the place where Hindus wash away their sins, but more importantly, where Hindus go to die.
We were sweaty, filthy, and sick. Very sick. Varanasi and its burning ghats loomed heavily as the ash of human flesh singed my nostrils. We spent 3 days sweating in bed sheets in a room with sporadic power in +45 degree weather feeling like death in a place filled with death. The thought that Richard and I had accidentally taken a pilgramage to the Holy Ganges was not far from my mind.
Bodies are wrapped and humbly carried throughout the winding alley ways of the Old City. Drums bang, Doms (Outcasts) stoke the fire, and men sit silently on the stoop, watching their loved one burn. 24 hours a day. 365 days a year.
To describe it seems peverse, and to watch silently in the shadows of death is surreal.
In the end I didn't die, nor did Richard. Even after excited boys splashed their beloved, Holy, absolutely filthy river Ganga on me.
I'll be back to Varanasi one day, but definitely not too die.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Another Day in Laos - Middle of Nowhere, Laos
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Up the Nam Tha - Laos, South East Asia
I thought we were going to crash, though it didn’t concern me that much.
The boat was heading directly towards a large tree, jutting out from the banks of the Nam (river) Tha at full speed. Avoidance seemed impossible. The local man stood firm at the head of the boat with a long bamboo pole trying his best to steer up river through rapids. I was contemplating the inevitable crash and its potential outcome, when with sudden finesse the boat took a sharp right, narrowly missing impact. A large whoop came from the boatman and his wife and a collective sigh of relief from the rest.
We had escaped disaster.
I had thought that in order to charter a boat, one must be a fat, cigar smoking, and champagne swilling rich man with no less than three ex-wives. That, or Jay-Z. It turns out you can be a 24 year-old unemployed traveller.
Richard and I had just crossed the border from Thailand into Laos and were anxiously awaiting adventure. Wanting to avoid Falangs (foreigners/tourists) like a bad rash we decided to charter a small fishing boat up the rarely travelled Nam Tha. We pounded the pavement and eventually convinced three intrepid travellers to split the costs, effectively taking people on our very first tour. * Richard and I walked past Immigration and down to the river. A price was negotiated in the sand with sticks. We would set sail in the morning.
It was 8am. Our bags were packed and we were ready to go. We wished ourselves a bon voyage and left the confines of solid land. For the next two days the river would be our road.
Life is simple on the Nam Tha.
We spent the first day gob-smacked by the beauty around us. The river carved its way through limestone cliffs, rice paddies, forested land and villages. Water buffalo lazed around in mud pits. Pigs ran amuck through waist high blades of grass. Chickens ran away from the grasp of mischievous children and ducks waddled around with their ducklings.
Roads don’t exist along the Nam Tha. Instead, narrow footpaths connect the villages sporadically dotted along the river. Goods and cargo, including live chickens and goats are transported on handmade boats, no bigger than a canoe. Men and their young sons dive in their underwear for supper with homemade spears.
Night was upon us and our faithful fisherman and his wife stopped along the shore. They beckoned for us to follow the path into a village – his village. We spent the evening eating bamboo shoot soup.
Day two and we continued up the river. We eventually reached our destination. Life was good. Life on the Nam Tha was simple. And beautiful. And I liked that.
-Tossed Sallard-
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Asia - Chennai to Bangkok
I was stuck in the middle of an intersection for the third time that day. Four-wheeled rust buckets were hurling themselves in my direction. Barefoot rickshaw drivers were on a kamikaze course to who knows where. I didn't even have the pleasure of blinding headlights in my vision, half the time they don't even exist. I crossed my fingers, took a deep breath and ran.
The traffic doesn't stop in Chennai, at least, not if you're human.
I was cringing, bitter and annoyed. India was getting under my skin. Chennai is the fourth largest city in India with a population of 5 million. It's home to a less famous than Bollywood, but equally as popular film industry.
This isn't Hollywood.
I spent the day wandering around the city, counting the minutes until I was to depart. Trash heaps supported a cow farm just off one of the main streets. Another turn down that street brought Richard and I into a pretty little slum, filled with children in panties running rampant down the lanes.
I was leaving for Bangkok, Thailand, and that day, I couldn't have been happier. Never mind the last time I was in "The Land of Smiles" pleasant customs officials spat on my face, called me a piece of shit, took my money and threatened to send me jail. Thailand was going to be an Oasis.
Richard and I got off of our flight, went through customs, picked up our luggage and entered into a different world. It was posh. It was clean. The roads were paved. The taxis had air-conditioning. Road signs directed you to where you had to go. I was shocked. I didn't quite know what to do with myself. Bangkok is a bustling, vibrant, cosmopolitan city, not far off from the great cities of the Western World.
Asia seemed like a distant memory.
Richard and I had time to kill, so we took a Tuk Tuk. Our only objective was to eventually reach the Grand Palace. The man offered us a rate of 20Baht - what a steal! We jumped in, expecting to do the rounds around gem shops and tailors, we wouldn't be fooled. We were going to waste his time. Two tailor shops later the pleasant Tuk Tuk driver suggested a visit to a travel agent. Don't worry, it is the Tourist Authority of Thailand. We agreed. The shop looked professional, in fact there was even a Farang (foreigner) working in the offices. We told the agent where we wanted to go. He disappeared and reappeared a few moments later. Our week long excursion was going to cost £200/person. We scoffed, laughed and walked away...
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!" He screamed. I turned around, the agent was throwing out his finger at us, and screaming, beckoning for a fight. Richard, without thinking, jumped out of the tuk tuk chasing the man back into his hole. The man lacked balls. We tore off down the road with echoes of "Fuck you farang, fuck you!" trailing behind.
I smiled. Yes, we were still in Asia.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
This is India (rolling heads and flaming lips) - Mammallapurum, Tamil Nadu, India
Monday, February 23, 2009
Coffee - Ooty, Tamil Nadu, India
The room was filled with glorious pictures of Mecca - a place I will never be allowed to step foot in. They didn’t seem to understand, but instead, one of the men proudly gave me a trading card, a pocket Mecca if you will.
The thumping stopped. Death was upon us.
They picked it up by his feet, showing the carcass to Richard and I. It was skinned with surprising efficiency and whilst in the process I heard a noise. It’s last living breath squeezed out of him. I expected more, but that was it.
It was laid on a tree stump, a tree stump with pools of blood collecting in the cracks. It had clearly been used many times before. The man with the rusty knife hacked it to pieces, sawing off the tough bits.
And that was that.
We left the Halal chicken coup/stall afterwards. My coffee was finished, the sun was setting, and Richard and I were hungry. We went out for dinner. I had a chicken dish.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Hoelkere and the White Man - Hoelkere, Karnataka
Monday, February 2, 2009
The Road to Hampi - Central Karnataka, India
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Helloa from Goa - Arambol, Goa
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Arrivals - Mumbai, India
I spent three days in Mumbai, and I liked it.
-Tossed Sallard-